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Ode to Man Soap
If you use our soap you will: smell like strong, so strong, Arnold Schwarzenegger strong!
start hunting, big game, small game, board games, you've got game!
you'll be good at sports, even sports you don't play. Badminton, Lacrosse, you even know kung fu!
you'll even be good at sports you've never heard of: hi-li is now your game!
you will smell like a man, what does a man smell like?
nature football and Guns!
use our soap and you'll be fast, so fast, Usain bolt will eat your dust.
this soap will eliminate your tear ducts! 'cause men don't cry
you will get a reduced vocabulary, cause men shouldn't say things like equilibrium
and to remind you of all these things the bottle is a tank shell. Boom!
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